After a long day of classes and rehearsals, nothing beats picking up a movie from the RedBox and chowing down on some chow mein...that is unless the movie is "The Invention of Lying", and the message inside of your dessert reads as follows:

The unfortunate

A fortune cookie is barely enough of a dessert for one person, let alone two...not to mention the fact that two people usually prefer indulging on their own cookie. This being said, why take the risk of writing a fortune meant for a couple?

The fortunate

Now, most people have a couple sides to them (excluding 2-dimensional drawings of people, who are only fortunate enough to have one side). Usually, theres a side most people see and think about you, and the side that you and maybe your closest friends know about. If these two sides aren't in harmony, this could present some conflict. One may be in a "self-argument" with their respective other side; one side lying to the other about who they really are. When there is a true and sincere friendship between you both, its easier to be yourself. This way, when your friends start raving about how good The Invention of Lying was, you don't have to lie to them about how you really feel about that unfortunate waste of an all-star cast.